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Jeff Foxworthy on Taliban:


1. If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Taliban


2. If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be Taliban

3. If You have more wives than teeth.
You may be Taliban

4. If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be Taliban

5. If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Taliban

6. If You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be Taliban


7. If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in y! our clothing.
You may be Taliban

8. If You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be terrorist
9. If You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be Taliban

10. If You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Taliban