stuff-kicking-around-the-internets-dept: quick fixes

Don’t have a spoon? I can fix that! Seatbelt broken? I can fix that! Good way to get your neck broken! New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that! I'd kill him. Electrical problem? I can fix that! Car stereo stolen? I can fix that! Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that! LOL!! Can't afford a real GPS? I can fix that! No ice chest? I can fix that! Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!  Aww, kinda sweet! Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that! Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that! Now that's a brilliant idea! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that. Needing a caffeine fix this bad...omg! Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that! WTF?  can fix that! á Don't ask. Display rack falling over? I Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that! Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that! Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that! (I actually think that's ingenious.) Out of diapers? I can fix that! I am speechless!

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