******************** I had amnesia once---or twice. ******************** I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ********************
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.********************All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy .********************If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.********************What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?********************They told me I was gullible and I believed them.********************Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be ableto merge his car onto the freeway.********************Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.********************One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.********************My weight is perfect for my height--which varies.********************I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.********************How can there be self-help "groups"?********************If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?********************Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a manwho can't get his pants off.********************Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?***************
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