Friday, May 27, 2011

stuff-kicking-around-the-web: idle thoughts of a wandering mind

          I planted  some bird seed.  A bird came up.     Now I don't know what to  feed it.
          ********************          I had  amnesia once---or twice.          ********************           I went to  San Francisco.  I found someone's heart.  Now  what?           ********************

Protons  have mass?  I didn't even know they were  Catholic. 
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All I ask is a chance to  prove that money can't make me happy . 
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If the world were a logical  placemen would be the ones who ride horses  sidesaddle. 
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What is a  "free" gift?  Aren't all gifts free? 
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They told  me I was gullible and I believed them. 
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Teach a  child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never  be able
to merge his car onto the freeway. 
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Experience  is the thing you have left when everything else is  gone. 
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One nice  thing about egotists: they don't talk about other  people. 
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My weight  is perfect for my height--which varies. 
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I used to  be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. 
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How can  there be self-help "groups"? 
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If swimming  is so good for your figure, how do you explain  whales? 
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Show me a  man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man
who can't get  his pants off.
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Is it me  --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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