Tuesday, May 10, 2011

action figures

The shocking news today is that Arnie and Maria are going to separate. I won't use last names, because they simply aren't necessary. It was long rumored that he was a bit of a womanizer. I figured he had been impotent because of the steroids, but he did manage several children somehow. I had been hopeful for his potential political career. Their 25 year marriage certainly lasted way longer than mine, so I am nobody to talk. At the same time it makes me sad, because in a way they were the all American couple. Nobody I know saw this coming. Maybe I should propose to Maria if she should become available? I hear he is worth 400-million. If she got 200-million, I could get 100-million.

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