free flights, not drinks

I think these airline surcharges are ridiculous. Who wants to pay extra for things like pillows? I think the airlines should do what night clubs have been doing for years. They could even make more money. All flights would be FREE, but there is a two drink minimum. No matter what you are drinking, drinks are $500 each.

bribe... i mean, hire me

Several cities are firing paid police officers and hiring officers who are willing to work for free. I have wanted to be a cop anyway, so I think I may volunteer. I will more than make up for the lack of pay by taking bribes.

stuff-kicking-around-the-internets dept: newlyweds

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, New Mr and Mrs

A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have
special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for an
entire month."
 The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the church. When
the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying, and the husband
obviously was very depressed.

legal marijuana names

There are so many legalized Pot Dispensaries around town that they are running out of names for them. They don't want to call them things like "Bob's Pot" and many of the clever names are already taken. I have a few ideas for those that are still in search of a name. Here are just a few that popped into my head as I wrote this.